Super Villain Sex

Super Villain Sex

Art by Sam Citron from the story “Death’s Bridal Gown” in ADVENTURES INTO DARK #8, 1953

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SCENE: Commissioner Gordon talks to a police officer.

COMMISSIONER GORDON: a new super villain named “sex goddess?” Hmm! I better interrogate her myself!

POLICE OFFICER: You bet, Commissioner Gordon!

1953 Art: Sam Citron Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Poked by a Pal

Poked by a Pal

Art by Dick Giordano from the story “A Winsome Smile” from FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

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DENTIST: Don’t think of me as a dentist! Think of me as a friend…who sticks his fingers in your mouth...and pokes you with sharp objects!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Figure Color: Allen Freeman

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Revenge or Romance?

Revenge or Romance?

Art by Harry Sahle & Terry Szenics from ROLY POLY COMICS #1, 1945. Click on image to enlarge.

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ANGRY WOMAN WITH A ROLLING PIN: I want revenge! But hitting him isn’t enough! I may have to marry him!

1945 Art: Harry Sahle & Terry Szenics Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Advice That’s Sick

Advice That’s Sick

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Loves Lovely Mirage” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

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DOCTOR: You need life insurance! But cheer up! You won’t need to pay for it...very long!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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Pervert Prison

Pervert Prison

My safe word is “carbohydrates.”

Also “sugar.”

And “caffeine.”

By the way, check out the original art below by Matt Baker. Although the source material here is a weird combo of far out crime and adventure, Baker is best known as one of the finest romance comic book artists of all time.

Art by Matt Baker from the story “The…She-Wolf Killer” in WEIRD ADVENTURES #1, 1951.

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SCENE: A male police officer (probably a sergeant) is behind a desk yelling at a woman who is being let away by another male police officer.

SGT: Pervert, you’re going to prison for 100 years! Maybe longer!

WOMAN: Okay! But let’s agree on a “safe word” first…in case I don’t like it!

1951 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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