Bee Good

Bee all that you can bee!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. Art from the story “Censored” in ALL-TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man behind a couch looks as if he’s about to chase a woman in front of the couch.

MAN: Bzzz! I am a bee and you are my tulip! Prepare for pollination!

WOMAN: I’ll get the flyswatter!

Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man behind a couch looks as if he's about to chase a woman in front of the couch.

MAN: Bzzz! I am a bee and you are my tulip! Prepare for pollination!

WOMAN: I’ll get the flyswatter!

Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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Ladder Lass’ Tall, Tall Tale

She had high hopes, but low morals!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Al Avison from the cover of Hi-School Romance #11, Oct. 1951. Harvey Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman is climbing through a window as she hands her suitcase to a man on a ladder.

WOMAN: Shhh! For crying out loud. Haven’t you ever eloped before? I don’t wanna wake my husband…uh, I mean…my folks.

CAPTION: Forbidden in 47 states! The sex saga that was all downs and no ups: “I Fell for any Man with a Ladder!”

1951 Art: Al Avison Ladder Salesman: John Lustig

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SCENE: Young woman is climbing through a window as she hands her suitcase to a man on a ladder.

WOMAN: Shhh! For crying out loud. Haven’t you ever eloped before? I don’t wanna wake my husband…uh, I mean...my folks.

CAPTION: Forbidden in 47 states! The sex saga that was all downs and no ups: “I Fell for any Man with a Ladder!”

1951 Art: Al Avison Ladder Salesman: John Lustig

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Happy Unbirthday

My thanks to Mike Pascale for writing this gag so that I can take my birthday off!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Ernesto R. Garcia from “You’re Fired, Darling!” Career Girl Romances #45, 1964. (No link to the original, vintage comic book this time. Unfortunately it’s not online.)

 

 

Transcript:

WOMAN #1: So how are you celebrating your birthday?

WOMAN #2: By pretending it’s not happening!

1964 Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Mike Pascale Bewitched, Birthday-ed & Bewildered: John Lustig

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WOMAN #1: So how are you celebrating your birthday?

WOMAN #2: By pretending it’s not happening!

1964 Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Mike Pascale Bewitched, Birthday-ed & Bewildered: John Lustig

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Old-Fashioned Girl

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with Heartbreak” in DIARY LOVES #9, 1951. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A woman smoking a cigarette in front of the Eiffel Tower.

WOMAN: I’m an old-fashioned girl! I don’t date married men…‘til after they get divorced!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background Photo: Alex Azabache Marriage Counselor: John Lustig

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SCENE: A woman smoking a cigarette in front of the Eiffel Tower.

WOMAN: I’m an old-fashioned girl! I don’t date married men…‘til after they get divorced!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background Photo: Alex Azabache Marriage Counselor: John Lustig

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Wrong Number?

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Celardo from the story “Stand-In for Love” in Intimate Love #24, Sept. 1953. Standard Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Closeup of a woman talking on an old-fashioned telephone.

WOMAN: A wrong number? Not necessarily! Are you married? And, if not, how soon can you get here?

1953 Art: John Celardo Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Romance God: John Lustig

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SCENE: Closeup of a woman talking on an old-fashioned telephone.

WOMAN: A wrong number? Not necessarily! Are you married? And, if not, how soon can you get here?

1953 Art: John Celardo Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Romance God: John Lustig

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