Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from "I Played with Fire" in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from “I Played with Fire” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Five Things You Should Learn from Your Daddy

1. You can’t trust boys.

2. Young men are worse.

3. Middle-aged men? Holy crud! Don’t you have any standards?

4. Older men? What’s wrong with you? Can’t you find someone you own age?

5. Just get a cat. Preferably a female.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.