Art by Bill Ward from "I Danced with Heartbreak" in Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Art by Bill Ward from “I Danced with Heartbreak” in Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Top Five Things to Change About Myself:

1. I will no longer call people %$$#@ing idiots when they disagree with me. Well, not to their ugly faces. But I will make fun of them on Facebook.

2. I will stop swearing—at least in church.

3. I will stop watching reality shows that don’t feature nudity.

4. From now on, I’ll really give a damn about people. And, when I don’t, I’ll do a better job of faking it.

5. I will spend less time making lists.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.