Top Five Things to Change About Myself:
1. I will no longer call people %$$#@ing idiots when they disagree with me. Well, not to their ugly faces. But I will make fun of them on Facebook.
2. I will stop swearing—at least in church.
3. I will stop watching reality shows that don’t feature nudity.
4. From now on, I’ll really give a damn about people. And, when I don’t, I’ll do a better job of faking it.
5. I will spend less time making lists.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.