The Most Boring Swinger’s Party of All Time!

Art by John Tartaglione from "Dear Jilted" in Brides in Love #8, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione from “Dear Jilted” in Brides in Love #8, 1958.

Welcome to “the Most Boring Swinger’s Party of All Time!”

The schedule:

8-9 p.m.: Polite conversation about the weather.

9-10 p.m.: Tell a slightly dirty joke. Then apologize to your date. Apologize again. Keep apologizing—because really, it wasn’t that funny!

10-midnight: Dancing. Hands above the waist, young man!

12-12:30 a.m.: Thank the host and say goodbye. Then flee!!!

12:30-12:33 a.m.: Get in your car, buckle up and give your date a quick kiss. Then maybe another one.

12:33-12:34 a.m.: Sex. Orgasm optional.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

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