Tell Janet you can’t take her out tonight because…
A) You’re recovering from a terrible shock. (Two women want you at the same time. And this time one of them isn’t your mom.)
B) You have a Date with Destiny. (Destiny D’Cupp—exotic square dancer extraordinaire.)
C) You’re too busy trying to be faithful to her. (You’ll succeed—eventually.)
D) You met a woman who reminds you of your mom—even more than Janet.
E) You give her a brilliant excuse—dreamed up by a Last Kiss reader—which she actually believes.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.