Hi! I’m Danny Sleezebug from The Society of Perpetually Single Guys. I’ve got an important question for all women who are depressed, desperate and well—you!
Ready? Here goes: Are you desperate enough to have dinner with me?
If so, after a few hours of karaoke at the truck stop (you’re paying), you’ll be even more desperate. (To leave.) So you’ll go home with me.
Don’t worry about being rejected. I’m definitely desperate enough to sleep with you.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.