Really? No poetry? Just because of the sniffles?
My friends, this injustice must be corrected. Women with sniffles need great, uplifting poetry too. Alas, all I could manage was this:
- Bonnie was a lassie,
- Always perfect. Never gassy.
- But then—alas! She caught a cold!
- Her suitors fled. Not one was bold!
- All in fact—Bonnie sniffled sadly—were “just not classy!”
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.