Keith’s sexual orientation was a cockpit controversy for years. Was he…
—C) totally clueless?
—D) Or just…married to his job?
The answer: E) Keith is a robot. And he’s gay. (He’s married to the Men’s Room condom dispenser in Terminal 69.)
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.