ALLAN: George doesn’t have to know about us, babe. I mean—it’s not like I’ve gotten you pregnant. At least—not for sure!
JANE: Well, I suppose…
ALLAN: Sure. Telling the truth just leads to problems. That’s why I always lie to my wife!
JANE: You’re married?
ALLAN: Uh…umm…I mean, no! But—see? If I’d been telling you the truth just now…we’d both be sorry!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the modern version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.