Artist unknown. Originally appeared in First Kiss #17, 1960. Click on art to enlarge.

Are you afraid of men, snakes and other phallic symbols?

Of course you are!

That’s why Last Kiss Dating guarantees that all of its escorts have at least 15 minutes of training in crucial skills such as:

—How to kill snakes with a crowbar!

—How to remember to…always carry a crowbar!

—How not to get women pregnant!

—How to deliver a baby…while killing a snake!

—Hot to deliver a baby with a crowbar!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.