How Thanksgiving Really Started

More holiday zaniness from guest genius Mike Pascale.

By the way, Mike is an avid football fan—particularly when it comes to the Seattle Seahawks.

If you suffer from a similar affliction, then check out his Seahawks webcomic on Facebook–-Game BUZZ.

To the right is the art as it originally appeared in First Kiss #38 (1964.)

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SCENE: Indian woman talking to a Pilgrim at a dinner table.

WOMAN: So Thanksgiving is a holiday to celebrate...what?

PILGRIM: Football!
Gag & Pilgrim-ification: Mike Pascale
Extra Stuffing: John Lustig

©2012 Last Kiss Inc


I’ll Return…Maybe!

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On the right is the original First Kiss #4 art from 1958. If something looks a little off it’s because I gave the Last Kiss version a head transplant.

No, I didn’t dig up the head from a graveyard. I stole this beauty from elsewhere in the story.

It’s by the same artist and features the same character.  But, to me, it’s a better head.

Is this wrong? A perversion of art, science and Photoshop? Absolutely!

But what could I do?

It’s always hard to turn down good head.

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SCENE: Woman with suitcase.

WOMAN: I’m not leaving forever...just until you’re rich and famous!

Art: John Tartaglione

Digital Cleanup: Heather Chesnut

Color: Dan McConnell

©2012 Last Kiss Inc

She’s a doll! But not a Barbie!

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Welcome to another round of Strip Chess—the game where brains triumph over beauty.

(Because frankly no one wants to see your brains naked!)

Today’s original art is from Secret Romance 28 (1973.) Click on image to enlarge.

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WOMAN: I’m no Barbie! I’ll never settle for a Ken…without balls!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia

Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2012 Last Kiss Inc


Great Women of Almost History

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Okay, maybe one of those ladies doesn’t technically exist in our universe.

But in a galaxy far, far away Madonna is as real as Imperial Death Stars and Jar Jar Binks!

Original art is from Sweethearts #40 (1957.) Click on image to enlarge.

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WOMAN: I admire the great women of history...Oprah, Madonna, Princess
Leia!

Artist unknown
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2012 Last Kiss Inc



Looks like porn, but…

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I’m not into porn. I’m into erotica. The difference? Erotica sounds way cooler.

Or to badly paraphrase U.S. Supreme Court Judge Potty Stewart, “I can’t define porn. But I know it when I see it…Maybe not the first time. But after eight or nine replays—I’m pretty sure!”

 

Right is the original First Kiss art from 1961. Click on image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Two women talking. In the background---largely obscured---is a framed painting.

WOMAN: Sure! it looks like porn! But my husband swears it’s art!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Color: Allen Freeman

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