My Door is Always Open

The original art is from First Kiss #10, 1959.

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SCENE: Man talking to a woman.

MAN: My door is always open! So if you need help…keep your voice down when you ask someone else!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio? Color by Allen Freeman

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Hanky Panky Budget

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My personal budget plan? Marry rich!

Oh, wait. I’m already married.

Uh, I meant: Marry for love.


The original art is from Just Married #10 (1958.)

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SCENE: Man and woman are about to kiss.

WOMAN: My business plan? You give me money and I spend it!

Art: Vince Colletta
Restoration & color: by Diego Pereira

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I’m Not a Floozy

In regard to the original art—really? She’s 14? Now I just feel like a dirty old man for drooling. 


By the way, the art is from First Kiss #27, 1962.

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WOMAN: I’m not a floozy! I’m a girlfriend…with hourly rates!

Art: Dick Giordano
Color: Allen Freeman

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She’ll drink to that!

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Romance (and sex) as a team sport? Yes, by all means, lets be on the same team!

The original art above is from First Kiss #39 (1964.)

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SCENE: Woman and man drinking and having a meal.

WOMAN: I don’t drink to excess…just until I pass out!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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A Pilgrim’s Promise

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Another great gag from guest genius Mike Pascale.

Original art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #1 (1957.)

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Pilgrim man talking to an Indian/Native American woman.

PILGRIM MAN: It’s over! I want my ring back!

INDIAN WOMAN: Pilgrim giver!

Gag & Pilgrim-ification by Mike Pascale


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