Postage Due, Valentine!

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SCENE: A beautiful woman cries and stares at a letter carrier as he takes some mail out of a box and looks back at her.

WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one valentine for me! I've slept with every man in town!

MALE LETTER CARRIER: Well...uh, not every man!