Hello! Good Buy?

I know. I know. You can’t actually buy Happiness.

After all times are tough. So you can’t afford the super-sized, deluxe package of 2010 Happiness that you see advertised on TV.

But for low monthly payments you may be able to buy a version of last year’s Happiness. (Economy-sized, slightly used and factory reconditioned.) Act now and we’ll throw in extra Joy and a complete season of Glee!

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SCENE: Wide-eyed young woman with wrapped, presents that she has apparently just purchased.

WOMAN: Gosh! I CAN buy happiness!