Fortunately (for everyone’s sake) I’m not expected to cook this Thanksgiving. So there’s much to be thankful for right there. No food poisoning this year. No need for anti-acids. No desperate three-legged, relay races (Don’t ask!) to the bathroom.
Just family, friends, fun and honestly good (as in tasty and digestible) food.
I hope you and your family enjoy the same!
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SCENE: A very alarmed woman reacts to some bad news.
WOMAN: Oh, no! You expect me to cook!
WOMAN: Oh, no! You expect me to cook!
Hmm . . . “three-legged, relay races to the bathroom” . . . okay, I won’t ask.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family, John!
May your holiday be free of stress and full of tasty tryptophan.