Don’t Ask! She won’t Tell!

Other questions you don’t have to answer…

–Are you just happy to see me or is that a single-shot, 40-mm grenade launcher in your pocket?

–If God is your copilot, who are the flight attendants and why haven’t they brought us drinks by now?

–Are you sure the sky is blue? Really? You think that’s blue? Have you ever considered that “blue” might just be what “they” want you to think it is?

–Do you feel “blue” now? Are you sure you don’t feel red instead?

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A tense, young woman stands over a bed looking down at another woman on the bed who's swooning happily.

TENSE WOMAN STANDING: Straight or gay? You have to decide!

HAPPY WOMAN ON BED: Oh, shut up and let me be happy!