Ack! If my brain had been working before I took off for San Diego, I would’ve scheduled this comic on the 29th, not the 31. Why? Because July 29th was my wife’s birthday. And, Shelagh, I’m willing to believe you’re 29…if you’re willing to believe I still have a full head of hair. Happy Birthday, Shelagh!
MAN: Happy birthday, honey! You’ve turned 29…again!
WOMAN: Finally! A man who believes everything I say!
Yup. It’s all about respect…
SMILING MAN (to woman): While you’re away I’ll comfort your five beautiful sisters!
SMILING MAN (again): I’d date the ugly ones too, but a guy’s got
to have some self-respect!
I’m not sure why this guy is still smiling. Maybe he enjoys sexual frustration and begging. Or maybe he’s smiling while he plans his escape…and inches backwards towards the door!
WOMAN (to man): You don’t have to beg for sex, sweetie! There’ll be plenty of time for that after we’re married