by John | Jun 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m running a golden oldie today as I get caught up on my schedule. The interesting thing about this comic is that it’s always been wildly popular…with all the lawyers I know. And you probably thought they didn’t have a sense of humor…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): You can't fool me! You're a monster! I can feel the evil oozing from your pores!
MAN: Actually, I'm just a lawyer! But thanks for the compliment!
by John | Jun 12, 2009 | Uncategorized
So which is more difficult–dressing or undressing? My guess: it depends on whom you’re dressing or undressing for!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): I dress for success!
But to impress…I undress!
by John | Jun 10, 2009 | Uncategorized
Hmm. I think I know what this guy should get for Father’s Day. Maybe if everyone in the family chips in then they can buy him a clue!
↓ TranscriptDAD: Birth control? Never heard of it!
DAUGHTER: Oh, Dad! No wonder mom’s so tired!
by John | Jun 8, 2009 | Uncategorized
I was going to use this art for a joke about the fear of flying. But I kept getting distracted by the guy’s cigarette. Nobody smokes on planes these days. A guy would have to be a real fanatic to even try. Hmm…
By the way, there really is a bill in Congress right now that would give the Food and Drug Administration the power to regulate tobacco products. If it passes, things could get interesting!
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: Three reasons why tobacco shouldn’t be regulated by the FDA!
GUY SMOKING: If you ban cigarettes then only criminals will have cigarettes!
GUY SMOKING (again): Cigarettes don’t kill people! Cigarette smokers kill people!
GUY SMOKING (still): I still have one lung that works…sorta!
by John | Jun 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic now available in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking with astonishment at a smiling man (her husband) and a smiling woman (her lawyer):
WIFE: My husband and lawyer! What are they doing here?
LAWYER: Great news! I’ve negotiated your divorce settlement! You get the car and the kids! And he gets the house…and me!
