Wood you love me?

After a pun like that you might wonder if I can sink any lower. No. That wood be impossible.

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WOMAN (kissing man): I was a fool to waste my time on doctors and lawyers when I could get...nailed by a carpenter!

Who’s sorry now?

For me, the interesting thing about this comic is that I’ve had such varied responses to it. So far I’ve heard the following from readers:

1) The guy really was in the wrong and just needed time to realize it.

2) The woman is giving him the silent treatment to punish him. (This, of course, would never happen in real life.)

3) This cartoon is really a veiled reference to the fact that the guy was impotent.

Any other theories?

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MAN: ...and so, you see, it can't possibly be my fault!

WOMAN: I just won't say anything! He's bound to feel guilty!

Men And Other Heels

Pretty woman, walking down the street.
Pretty woman, not sure I want to meet!

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WOMAN: Men are like shoes! I love breaking in a new pair!

Happy Us

So, you’re definition of happy is…

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WOMAN (speaking crossly to startled man): And I say...we’re happy!

Too young?

Is there anything better than reading comic books in bed with your sweetie? No, I didn’t think so.

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MAN: Best of all, we can spend our entire honeymoon in my bedroom...reading comics!

WOMAN: Oh, boy! Dibs on the bottom bunk!