Sex Education for Nincompoops?

Has anyone ever flunked sex education? How embarrassing would that be? Sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Lustig, but Johnny can’t graduate because he doesn’t know the difference between %^&@ and #&@*! And he can’t even find his own *#@%!

The only thing I remember clearly from class is that I once asked the teacher a question so embarrassing that he refused to answer me. Or was it a woman teacher? Oh, crud. I need a refresher course! Hey, Shelagh…

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman talking.

WOMAN: You flunked sex?

MAN: Just foreplay!

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