Bob Is Different

Bob Is Different

It wouldn’t be Halloween without at least one Last Kiss monster gag with my pal Mike Pascale. And we’ve got two this year. Wait’ll you see Friday’s vampire comic!

I think Mike came up with this zombie gag a year ago, but we couldn’t use it then. So I dusted it off for this year and made a few minor changes or—as I explained to Mike—huge, brilliant improvements. Then, of course, Mike improved my improvements. And then I…well, you get the idea.

As always, Mike’s “zombification” of the art is hilarious!

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story "Heartbreaker" in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreaker” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

 
Transcript:

Scene: Young woman and a young man in a booth having a soda. The man is oggling the woman’s breasts. Another man is behind the booth and is also looking at her boobs. The woman smiles and looks towards a zombie who is coming towards her.

MAN #1: Boobs…

MAN #2: Boobs…

ZOMBIE: Braaains!

WOMAN (thinking): I like Bob! He’s not like other boys!

WOMAN: I like you, Bob! You’re not like other boys!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Additional Art, Idea & Zombification: Mike Pascale

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Scene: Young woman and a young man in a booth having a soda. The man is oggling the woman's breasts. Another man is behind the booth and is also looking at her boobs. The woman smiles and looks towards a zombie who is coming towards her.

MAN #1: Boobs...

MAN #2: Boobs...

ZOMBIE: Braaains!

WOMAN (thinking): I like Bob! He’s not like other boys!

WOMAN: I like you, Bob! You're not like other boys!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Additional Art, Idea & Zombification: Mike Pascale

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Trick or Teat?

Trick or Teat?

Happy Halloween! Special thanks for today’s comic treat to devil-may-care Mike Pascale!

Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Blonde woman talking to a guy in a devil costume.

WOMAN: My costume? I’m a nymphomaniac!

Artist Unknown Devilish Charm & Color: Mike Pascale
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Caffeine Fiend

Caffeine Fiend

My thanks to Last Kiss Zombie Wrangler Mike Pascale for today’s fiendish art!

(Additional thanks for art assists from Allen Freeman who extended the original art and Diego Jourdan Pereira who re-inked the nonzombie version.)

Meanwhile, back in 1963…
See the original 1963 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE PANEL 1: Woman zombie is about to sip some coffee from a cup.

SOUND EFFECT: SLURP!

SCENE PANEL 2: Woman is no longer a zombie as she sips her coffee:

WOMAN: I’m dead ‘til my first cup!

Original Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color Diego Jourdan Pereira Zombification: Mike Pascale

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Daddy Girl Forever

Daddy Girl Forever

If this was Mother’s Day, I might not run a zombie gag. But Father’s Day? Hey, guys, enjoy!

Revamped zombie art and twisted sense of humor courtesy of my pal and genius-at-large Mike Pascale.

Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Zombie father and daughter.

ZOMBIE DAD: You’ll always be Daddy’s little ghoul!

ZOMBIE DAUGHTER: BRAAAINS?

Zombody to Watch Over Me

Zombody to Watch Over Me

We wrap up our three-part Halloween zombie fest with—I think—the funniest of the bunch. As well as the bloodiest.

Credit for the gag and the gore go to monster-maker Mike Pascale. Thanks, Mike.

To see all of Mike’s Last Kiss Halloween comics so far, click Pascale-Halloween.

Happy Halloween, everybody. And look out for the walking dead—especially if they’re cartoonists!

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SCENE: A zombie is eating embracing a girl, eating her brains. She doesn't seem to mind.

GIRL: I know he has his flaws…but I’ve
forgotten them for some reason!

ZOMBIE: MMMM...BRAAAINS!

Text and vintage art zombified by Make Pascale.

Original art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia.

Pre-zombie color by Allen Freeman