by John | Mar 27, 2011 | Uncategorized
I think if you’re office has deep purple walls, it’s a pretty good tip that something funny is going on.
Kissing? Sure, why not?
I mean, you’d have to keep your eyes shut just to keep from going blind or crazy in that room. So you might as well be kissing while you’re in there with your eyes closed!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman opens an office door and finds another woman and a man kissing passionately.
WOMAN (opening door): Oh, dear!
I see you’ve already picked
a secretary!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jun 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Hmm. A tough choice! In an economy like this would you rather have a Pee You job or a Pee H Dee?
↓ TranscriptA man congratulates a young woman who is wearing a graduation cap and gown, She looks at her watch and smiles.
MAN: At last! you can work with me...in sewage management!
WOMAN: Oops! Time to apply to grad school!
by John | Mar 30, 2010 | Uncategorized
This is loosely based on something said (in a very public forum) by a real person. In fact, at the time, she was a comic book editor. I’ve never been sure if she was serious.
But she and her husband broke up shortly after that. So you have to wonder…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking to man): Sure I can multi task! I do it all the time during sex!
by John | Jan 12, 2010 | Uncategorized
Are you a woman? If so, you may be too busy to read this comic…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Multiple image of a woman painting, cutting the grass, and doing chores around the house.
WOMAN: Ha! Who says women can’t have it all?
by John | Jan 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
I love this guy. He’s so smug. You just know he’s up to no good!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing.
MAN: But, Babe, why do I need a job? I’ve got credit cards!
WOMAN: Gosh, Sweetie! Why do I need a boyfriend? I’ve got a vibrator!
