by John | Jul 3, 2009 | Uncategorized
This episode now available in German.
↓ TranscriptFATHER (to prospective son-in-law): No marriage ‘til I run your fingerprints!
DAUGHTER: Daddy must like you! He usually insists on a urine
sample!
by John | Jul 1, 2009 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptBRIDE (to Groom): We're getting married!
GROOM: Wow! Thanks for letting me know!
by John | Apr 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
This charming family will be back in the next Last Kiss comic. Can things get any weirder? Find out Wednesday!
↓ TranscriptMAN: Me? Take a bath? Why? are we going somewhere this month?
WOMAN: Not anywhere together...that’s for sure!
SECOND WOMAN (man's mother): Son, I knew ya should'a...eloped with Cousin Bertha! Marryin' outsiders never works out!
by John | Apr 20, 2009 | Uncategorized
To keep up with my GoComics.com/ schedule, I dipped into my old archive for material. I was never thrilled with the original version of this gag. So I made some changes. Nothing major, but the guy shifts gears and becomes a cad so much smoother now. It works for me. Hope it does for you too!
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↓ TranscriptWOMAN (speaking to man): I’m sorry, but...I can’t marry you!
MAN: I’m crushed! [Pause] Hey, don’t you have some sisters?
by John | Oct 24, 2007 | Uncategorized
