Together Forever
Some forevers are longer than others!
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MAN: We'll be together--forever!
WOMAN: Gee! I'm already bored!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
WOMAN: Gee! I'm already bored!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Weighting for the Wedding
Remember, kids, never get married on an empty stomach…or completely sober!
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SCENE: Just married, a bride and groom kiss.
BRIDE (thinks): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!
BRIDE (thinks): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!
The Proposal
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SCENE: Woman kissing man on the cheek.
WOMAN: No! I won’t marry you! But I simply adore the way you propose! Do it again!
Art by Dick Giordano
WOMAN: No! I won’t marry you! But I simply adore the way you propose! Do it again!
Art by Dick Giordano
Deja Vu Again
Husbands One, Two, Four, five, Six, and Lucky Number Seven all died accidentally of food poisoning. Husband Three committed suicide by shooting himself repeatedly through the heart while falling off a cliff. These things happen…
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SCENE: Man and woman embracing in a car. Man looks disturbed or doubtful about something the woman is saying:
Golly!
You remind me
of my first four husbands!
Inks by Dick Giordano
Golly!
You remind me
of my first four husbands!
Inks by Dick Giordano
Wedded Bliss Gone Amiss
In my previous comic, I had a couple getting married. It was (for me) an unusually sweet moment.
But today? Ack! We’re wallowing in the worst of wedded woes!
What can I say? Romantic comedy is a brutal business.
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WOMAN: Marriage is a beautiful thing! But with the right lawyer...so is alimony!
