I’ll Marry You (Probably) Someday!
By the way, about the honeymoon…I may be busy that weekend. Do you mind going alone?
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WOMAN TO MAN: I'd love to help you plan our wedding! But right now...I've got a date!
Together Forever
Some forevers are longer than others!
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MAN: We'll be together--forever!
WOMAN: Gee! I'm already bored!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
WOMAN: Gee! I'm already bored!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Weighting for the Wedding
Remember, kids, never get married on an empty stomach…or completely sober!
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SCENE: Just married, a bride and groom kiss.
BRIDE (thinks): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!
BRIDE (thinks): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!
The Proposal
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SCENE: Woman kissing man on the cheek.
WOMAN: No! I won’t marry you! But I simply adore the way you propose! Do it again!
Art by Dick Giordano
WOMAN: No! I won’t marry you! But I simply adore the way you propose! Do it again!
Art by Dick Giordano
Deja Vu Again
Husbands One, Two, Four, five, Six, and Lucky Number Seven all died accidentally of food poisoning. Husband Three committed suicide by shooting himself repeatedly through the heart while falling off a cliff. These things happen…
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SCENE: Man and woman embracing in a car. Man looks disturbed or doubtful about something the woman is saying:
Golly!
You remind me
of my first four husbands!
Inks by Dick Giordano
Golly!
You remind me
of my first four husbands!
Inks by Dick Giordano
