by John | Sep 13, 2012 | Uncategorized

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For some reason, I’ve been writing lots of jokes about weddings. Expect several more in the coming weeks!
Original art from First Kiss #25. Click image to enlarge.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Bride and groom about to kiss at the church right after getting married.
BRIDE (thinking) Ninth time’s the charm!
Artist Unknown
Color by Allen Freeman
by John | Apr 22, 2012 | Uncategorized
The original art (see below) for this gag comes from “My Secret” in First Kiss #27; It features a girl (the blonde in the panel below) who appears to be much older than her real age—14.
Things quickly spin out of control when she skips a couple of grades and ends up in a relationship which is clearly too mature for a 14-year-old!

Note for Giordano Fans:
Unfortunately, Charlton’s photostat for this panel was so poor that it was unusable. So I ended up scanning from the printed comic book.
Consequently, some of Dick Giordano’s fine line work was lost and had to be touched up here and there by my-gotta-get-it-done-now, but-definitely-not-an-artist last choice: me.
This is something I try to avoid, but sometimes happens when lines drop out and deadlines loom.
So you’re not getting pure Giordano here—which is a pity because Dick was my favorite Charlton romance artist.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young teen-age girl talking to two friends.
GIRL: I want to enjoy life fully! So marriage and kids will have to wait…’til I’m at least 16!
Art by Dick Giordano
by John | Apr 1, 2012 | Uncategorized
And here’s the original 1960s art:

↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking to a man.
WOMAN: I’d never marry for money! But…how much are we talking about?
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Dec 1, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Bride and groom kissing.
BRIDE: Gee!I've never kissed a married man before!
by John | Nov 6, 2011 | Uncategorized
Getting married is the perfect way to spice up a first date. If nothing else, it gives you something to talk about when you phone your lawyer the next day.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking on phone): It was so romantic! We ran out of things to do last night! So we got married!