by John | Jul 30, 2013 | Uncategorized
The other problem with men (see original art below) is that they occasionally mistake women for furniture.
Foot stools are particularly popular. But loveseats, shelving, and beds (queen-sized of course) are also common.
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Extreme closeup of a woman crying.
WOMAN: Men always seem perfect ‘til you get to know them...and sleep with their friends!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
©2010 Last Kiss Inc
4.2.3.5
by John | Sep 16, 2012 | Uncategorized
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Original art from First Kiss #6. Click image to enlarge.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man watching crying woman.
MAN (thinking): Women! Can’t live with them! Can’t afford to rent them!
Art: Dick Giordano & maybe Vince Colletta
Color: Allen Freeman
by John | Aug 9, 2011 | Uncategorized
I’m willing to change. Underwear (at least twice a year.) Tires (as needed.) And diapers (if I know you.)
But change my mind? No thanks. I prefer to keep the one I have.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Crying woman driving a car.
WOMAN: I’m not afraid to change! And I’ll prove it by moving to a new state…of denial!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Apr 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman crying.
CAPTION: Many superheroes have tragic origins, but few can compare to the tear-streaked tale of Ms. Miserable--The Human Fire Extinguisher! Orphaned as a baby when her parents tried to save the whales--in giant Mylar bags--Penny DredJoy holds the world record for nonstop sobbing!
WOMAN: I’m beautiful! Healthy! Rich! And today’s...a national holiday in my honor! But I just
know something will go wrong tomorrow!
CAPTION: Never underestimate the power of negative thinking!
Inked by Dick Giordano
by John | Sep 12, 2010 | Uncategorized
I just found a link to the world’s best wedding toast. I discovered it on Mark Evanier’s site–which is rapidly becoming my favorite blog.
↓ TranscriptSETTING: Bride and groom embracing.
BRIDE: Weddings always make me cry...especially my own!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
