Silent Lust

Silent Lust

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SCENE: A large, angry, bearded man is scowling as he talks to a dowager duchess who is standing next to him. Next to them is a beautiful young woman and Charlie Chaplin. The young woman and Charlie are smiling broadly. Behind them is a group of young women. The image is a black & white photo.

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ANGRY MAN: Duchess, I demand you find the lust-addled rogues who made whoopee in my room!

DUCHESS: It won’t be easy! If only there was something that made them stand out!

Image (L.to R.): Eric Campbell, Marta Golden, Edna Purviance and Charlie Chaplin in the 1917 wfilm The Adventurer.
Silent Silliness: John Lustig

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The Peril of Daylight Saving Time

The Peril of Daylight Saving Time

On the plus side: You didn’t just lose an hour. You traveled forward in time!

 

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SCENE: Harold Lloyd is hanging (barely) onto the minute hand of a large clock that is high above a city street.

Harold: I forget. Do I spring Forward? Or Fall… back?

CAPTION: Daylight Saving Time? Don’t Fall for it!

Image: Harold Lloyd in the 1923 film, Safety Last.
New dialogue by John Lustig

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SCENE: Harold Lloyd is hanging (barely) onto the minute hand of a large clock that is high above a city street.

Harold: I forget. Do I spring Forward? Or Fall... back?

CAPTION: Daylight Saving Time? Don’t Fall for it!

Image: Harold Lloyd in the 1923 film, Safety Last.
New dialogue by John Lustig

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Some Day My Prince Will Come

Some Day My Prince Will Come

I’ve watched (and loved) a lot of silent films over the years. And adding silent movie images to the Last Kiss mix isn’t as unlikely as it might first seem.
In fact, it was the old TV show Fractured Flickers—which added silly, dubbed dialogue to silent movies—that partially inspired my creation of Last Kiss. It was funny stuff—and no wonder. Fractured Flickers was created by Jay Ward, the genius behind the Rocky & Bullwinkle show.
I’ve got at least one more of these silent screen sillies coming up soon in Last Kiss. I hope people enjoy ’em. I’ve love to do more.

 

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Theda Bara as Cleopatra: Someday my prince will come! But waiting for him is a royal pain…in my plump patrician posterior!

Image: Theda Bara from the 1917 film, Cleopatra.
Dialogue by John Lusig

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Theda Bara as Cleopatra: Someday my prince will come! But waiting for him is a royal pain...in my plump patrician posterior!

Image: Theda Bara from the 1917 film, Cleopatra.
Dialogue by John Lusig