Sex at Any Speed

Sex at Any Speed

Original art by Luis Dominguez from the story "Reckless Romance" in FIRST KISS #30, 1963.

Original art by Luis Dominguez from the story “Reckless Romance” in FIRST KISS #30, 1963.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman talking to an older man and woman.

YOUNG WOMAN: You have safe sex?

OLD MAN: Sure, in the car!

OLD WOMAN: We both wear seat belts!

1963 Art: Luis Dominguez Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Young woman talking to an older man and woman.

YOUNG WOMAN: You have safe sex?

OLD MAN: Sure, in the car!

OLD WOMAN: We both wear seat belts!

1963 Art: Luis Dominguez Color: Allen Freeman

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I Trust You Forever—for Now

I Trust You Forever—for Now

I suppose I’m already crazy. (Writing one-panel comics will do that to you.) But one of the things that drives me even crazier is trying to get the wording of each gag exactly right. One word can make a huge difference.

For instance, I originally wrote this comic so that the last line of dialogue was, “Unless I catch you, of course!”

But then it hit me. This woman trusts her man do to only one thing—to cheat on her. So, it’s not a matter of “Unless.” It’s “Until!”

That’s funnier…I hope!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story "Loves Lovely Mirage" in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Loves Lovely Mirage” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

 
Transcript:

MAN: So, I promise to always be faithful!
WOMAN: And I promise to always trust you! Until I catch you, of course!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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MAN: So, I promise to always be faithful!
WOMAN: And I promise to always trust you! Until I catch you, of course!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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Underwear Somewhere

Underwear Somewhere

Artist unknown. From the story "Censored" in ALL-TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in ALL-TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Red-headed woman hears a voice from off-panel.

VOICE: Keep looking! I’m almost certain I was wearing underwear!

1951 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Red-headed woman hears a voice from off-panel.

VOICE: Keep looking! I’m almost certain I was wearing underwear!

1951 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Wait! Wait! Now!

Wait! Wait! Now!

Artist unknown. From the story "A Woman of Mystery" in NEW ROMANCES #10, 1952.

Artist unknown. From the story “A Woman of Mystery” in NEW ROMANCES #10, 1952.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman embracing.

WOMAN: Sure, I can wait for sex! Okay…long enough!

1952 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon
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SCENE: Man and woman embracing.

WOMAN: Sure, I can wait for sex! Okay...long enough!

1952 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon
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I’m a Virgin

I’m a Virgin

Artist unknown. Art from AMERICA'S BEST COMICS #28, 1948.

Artist unknown. Art from AMERICA’S BEST COMICS #28, 1948.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Blonde woman winking.

WOMAN: I’m a virgin…most of the time!

1948 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Blonde woman winking.

WOMAN: I’m a virgin...most of the time!

1948 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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