Gold Medal Sex

Gold Medal Sex

Olympic sex trials beginning now…in your bedroom. And maybe the dining room and the kitchen.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Made for Romance" in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Transcript:

WOMAN: If sex were an Olympic sport…who’d win?

MAN: Me! ‘CauseI always finish first!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

4.2.3.1

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WOMAN: If sex were an Olympic sport...who'd win?

MAN: Me! ‘CauseI always finish first!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

4.2.3.1

Are You Too Hot?

Are You Too Hot?

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of JUST MARRIED #44, 1965.

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of JUST MARRIED #44, 1965.

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman on the floor in front of a roaring fire in a fireplace.

MAN: Too hot?

WOMAN: When I’m with you? Always!

DG.JM44

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SCENE: Man and woman on the floor in front of a roaring fire in a fireplace.

MAN: Too hot?

WOMAN: When I’m with you? Always!

DG.JM44

Penny Poorpun—Exotic Dancer?

Penny Poorpun—Exotic Dancer?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Make Believe" in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Make Believe” in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.

Transcript:

SCENE, PANEL #1: Young woman looking at a newspaper in shock.

CAPTION: Desperate for work, Penny Poorpun spends her last cent on a newspaper (Rumored to still exist!) and searches the classifieds!

WOMAN: Holy
Spandex! I can get a job as a super-hero! All I have to do is get a “boob job…”
“wear skimpy outfits!
“and fight off bad guys!”

PANEL 2
WOMAN: Gosh! So it’s like being an exotic dancer… without the tips!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman ©2016 Last Kiss Inc.

7.1.4.5 & 7.1.4.6

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SCENE, PANEL #1: Young woman looking at a newspaper in shock.

CAPTION: Desperate for work, Penny Poorpun spends her last cent on a newspaper (Rumored to still exist!) and searches the classifieds!

WOMAN: Holy
Spandex! I can get a job as a super-hero! All I have to do is get a “boob job...”
"wear skimpy outfits!
“and fight off bad guys!”

PANEL 2
WOMAN: Gosh! So it’s like being an exotic dancer... without the tips!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman ©2016 Last Kiss Inc.

7.1.4.5 & 7.1.4.6

Wait for It!

Wait for It!

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Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with HeartbreaK” in DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.

Transcript:

Woman with glasses and bar scene behind her: Good things come to those who wait…for me to have a drink!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Woman with glasses and bar scene behind her: Good things come to those who wait…for me to have a drink!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk139.Booze

Seaman? Or…

Seaman? Or…

Art by John Tartaglione from the story "To Stella with Love" in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “To Stella with Love” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

Transcript:

MAN (talking to woman): You love semen? You mean…like Popeye?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Dan McConnell

3.1.2.3.DM

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MAN (talking to woman): You love semen? You mean…like Popeye?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Dan McConnell

3.1.2.3.DM