Valentine Sex?

Valentine Sex?

Have a mind-blowingly great Valentine’s Day!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils by Charles Nicholas. From the story “Crime that Didn’t Occur!” in Zaza the Mystic #10, April 1956. Published by Charlton.Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

Transcript:

SCENE: A woman fortune teller looks shocked.

WOMAN: I predict mind-blowing sex on Valentine’s Day! Or better yet…chocolate!

1956 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: A woman fortune teller who looks vaguely like a Gypsy.

WOMAN: I predict mind-blowing sex on Valentine’s Day! Or better yet...chocolate!

1956 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Switching Orgasms

Switching Orgasms

I caught a typo in today’s comic just as I was loading the image onto the site. At first, the woman wanted to have an “organism” instead of an “orgasm.” (On the other hand, maybe that’s funnier.)

Sigh. It’s not the worse typo I’ve ever made—or seen.

The most interesting typo I ever saw was decades ago when I was a newspaper reporter at THE BEACON HILL NEWS. A seniors lunch entree was supposed be “fried chicken.” But it appeared in that week’s edition as “fried children.”

Bon appetit! (Did I spell that right? Oh, to hell with it!)

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Face of Love” in FIRST KISS #19, 1961.

Transcript:

WOMAN (to man): This time let’s switch! I’ll have an orgasm! And you can fake it!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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WOMAN (to man): This time let’s switch! I’ll have an orgasm! And you can fake it!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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I’ll Never Sleep with You

I’ll Never Sleep with You

Artist unknown. From the story “Flight to Destiny” in SWEETHEART #104, 1951.

Transcript:

ANGRY WOMAN: I’ll never sleep with you! Never! Never! Never!!!*
ANGRY WOMAN (again): But, when I do, it’s going to be great!**
CAPTION: *What she says **What he hears
1951 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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ANGRY WOMAN: I’ll never sleep with you! Never! Never! Never!!!*
ANGRY WOMAN (again): But, when I do, it’s going to be great!**
CAPTION: *What she says **What he hears
1951 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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She’s  Hot

She’s Hot

Smoking Hot Comic

Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced With Heartbreak” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman smoking
WOMAN: I’m not just hot! I’m smoking hot!
1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Woman smoking
WOMAN: I’m not just hot! I’m smoking hot!
1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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Honeymoon Express

Honeymoon Express

Sorry. No original art this time.

Transcript:

WOMAN: I’m looking forward to the honeymoon! Afterwards, I may even get married!

1934 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN: I’m looking forward to the honeymoon! Afterwards, I may even get married!

1934 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira