by John | Aug 30, 2018 | Uncategorized
I dug deep for this joke. Too deep?
Art by L.B. Cole from the cover of Top Love Stories #6, Feb. 1951.
TRANSCRIPT:
SCENE: Man and red-headed woman embracing passionately—about to kiss.
MAN: I don’t care what anyone says! I know you’re good…deep down!
WOMAN: Sure! I get better the deeper you go!
1951 Art: L.B. Cole Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk322
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and red-headed woman embracing passionately---about to kiss.
MAN: I don’t care what anyone says! I know you’re good...deep down!
WOMAN: Sure! I get better the deeper you go!
1951 Art: L.B. Cole Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk322
by John | Aug 26, 2018 | Uncategorized
I’m trying to decide what not to wear today.
Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman in front of a picnic-style checkered pattern.
WOMAN: A nude picnic? B-but I don’t have anything nice to not wear!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk310
↓ TranscriptTranscript:
SCENE: Woman in front of a picnic-style checkered pattern.
WOMAN: A nude picnic? B-but I don’t have anything nice to not wear!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk310
by John | Aug 16, 2018 | Uncategorized
Bad foreplay quickly leads to…oneplay!
Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.
Transcription:
WOMAN: Stop! You’re giving me a headache! And we haven’t even had sex!
1950 Pencils: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Art Code: KW.lk13
Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Stop! You’re giving me a headache! And we haven’t even had sex!
1950 Pencils: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Art Code: KW.lk13
Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.
by John | Aug 14, 2018 | Uncategorized
Like a Boy Scout, he’s always prepared. (But he’s unlikely to get any merit badges!)
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
Transcription:
SCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.
MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!
1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk468
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.
MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!
1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk468
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
by John | Aug 5, 2018 | Uncategorized
Artist unknown. From the story “His Face Before Me” in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958.
Transcript:
WOMAN TALKING TO MAN: The sex was electric last night…’til the batteries ran out!
Artist unknown. From the story “His Face Before Me” in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958.
1958 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk464
↓ TranscriptWOMAN TALKING TO MAN: The sex was electric last night…’til the batteries ran out!
Artist unknown. From the story "His Face Before Me" in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958.
1958 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk464
