Going Postal

Going Postal

Later this week, I’ll have a new Valentine’s Day cartoon that I cooked up with my pal Mike Pascale. But for now, here’s a slightly updated Valentine’s Day comic from the Last Kiss comic book series—way back in 2002.

And here’s the original 1962 published art:

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of Love Diary #24, Nov. 1962.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Crying woman calls out to a letter carrier/postman who is holding some letters in front of a post box.

WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one Valentine for me! I’ve slept with every man in town!

POSTMAN: Well…uh, not every man!

1962 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Shane Fisher & John Lustig

Art Code: N45PostalDue

 

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Crying woman calls out to a letter carrier/postman who is holding some letters in front of a post box.

WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one Valentine for me! I've slept with every man in town!

POSTMAN: Well...uh, not every man!

1962 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Shane Fisher & John Lustig

Art Code: N45PostalDue

Holy Sex?

Holy Sex?

Art by The Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Magic Perfume” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

 

Transcript:

MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Dan McConnell

Art Code: 5.1.1.3DM

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Transcript:

MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Dan McConnell

Art Code: 5.1.1.3DM

It’s Not All Your Fault! Or Is It?

It’s Not All Your Fault! Or Is It?

If you don’t like this, don’t blame me. It’s probably your fault.

(Sorry. No original art this time.)

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman standing on a rooftop or a brick bridge.

MAN: I’m not saying it’s all your fault! But we were so happy…before you discovered I was cheating on you!

1957 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk487

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SCENE: Man and woman standing on a rooftop or a brick bridge.

MAN: I’m not saying it’s all your fault! But we were so happy…before you discovered I was cheating on you!

1957 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk487

Order the Lobster

Order the Lobster

Art by Bill Ward in the story “Rapture at Homecoming Time” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

 

Transcript:

MAN: Since it’s your birthday, I’ll pay for dinner…even if we don’t have sex!

WOMAN IN COCKTAIL DRESS (thinking): Yeah! Like that’ll happen!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk189

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MAN: Since it’s your birthday, I’ll pay for dinner...even if we don’t have sex!

WOMAN IN COCKTAIL DRESS (thinking): Yeah! Like that’ll happen!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk189

Romance on the Spot

Romance on the Spot

Artist Unknown. From the cover of True Love Problems and Advice Illustrated #34, 1954.

 

SCENE: Man trying to paint a wall, but a woman kisses him.

WOMAN: You missed a spot!

1955 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk502

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man trying to paint a wall, but a woman kisses him.

WOMAN: You missed a spot!

1955 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk502