by John | Feb 10, 2019 | Uncategorized
Later this week, I’ll have a new Valentine’s Day cartoon that I cooked up with my pal Mike Pascale. But for now, here’s a slightly updated Valentine’s Day comic from the Last Kiss comic book series—way back in 2002.

And here’s the original 1962 published art:

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of Love Diary #24, Nov. 1962.
Transcript:
SCENE: Crying woman calls out to a letter carrier/postman who is holding some letters in front of a post box.
WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one Valentine for me! I’ve slept with every man in town!
POSTMAN: Well…uh, not every man!
1962 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Shane Fisher & John Lustig
Art Code: N45PostalDue
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Crying woman calls out to a letter carrier/postman who is holding some letters in front of a post box.
WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one Valentine for me! I've slept with every man in town!
POSTMAN: Well...uh, not every man!
1962 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Shane Fisher & John Lustig
Art Code: N45PostalDue
by John | Feb 5, 2019 | Uncategorized

Art by The Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Magic Perfume” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.
Transcript:
MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!
WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Dan McConnell
Art Code: 5.1.1.3DM
↓ TranscriptTranscript:
MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!
WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Dan McConnell
Art Code: 5.1.1.3DM
by John | Jan 13, 2019 | Uncategorized
If you don’t like this, don’t blame me. It’s probably your fault.
(Sorry. No original art this time.)
Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman standing on a rooftop or a brick bridge.
MAN: I’m not saying it’s all your fault! But we were so happy…before you discovered I was cheating on you!
1957 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk487
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman standing on a rooftop or a brick bridge.
MAN: I’m not saying it’s all your fault! But we were so happy…before you discovered I was cheating on you!
1957 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk487
by John | Jan 6, 2019 | Uncategorized

Art by Bill Ward in the story “Rapture at Homecoming Time” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.
Transcript:
MAN: Since it’s your birthday, I’ll pay for dinner…even if we don’t have sex!
WOMAN IN COCKTAIL DRESS (thinking): Yeah! Like that’ll happen!
1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk189
↓ TranscriptMAN: Since it’s your birthday, I’ll pay for dinner...even if we don’t have sex!
WOMAN IN COCKTAIL DRESS (thinking): Yeah! Like that’ll happen!
1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk189
by John | Dec 2, 2018 | Uncategorized

Artist Unknown. From the cover of True Love Problems and Advice Illustrated #34, 1954.
SCENE: Man trying to paint a wall, but a woman kisses him.
WOMAN: You missed a spot!
1955 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk502
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man trying to paint a wall, but a woman kisses him.
WOMAN: You missed a spot!
1955 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk502