by John | Nov 8, 2020 | Uncategorized
Artist unknown. From the text story “Love Is All” in Thrilling Romances #25, March 1954.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman and man hugging and very happy.
WOMAN: I’m so happy! I wanna celebrate! Gosh! I might even have sex with someone!
MAN: I’m someone!
WOMAN: You certainly are!
1954 Artist Unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman and man hugging and very happy.
WOMAN: I'm so happy! I wanna celebrate! Gosh! I might even have sex with someone!
MAN: I'm someone!
WOMAN: You certainly are!
1954 Artist Unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Nov 3, 2020 | Uncategorized
Obviously I didn’t write or post this knowing the outcome of the election. But I know I voted. I hope you did too, you sexy devil!
Art by Dick Giordano from Teen-Age Love #38, July 1964.
Transcript:
SCENE: In the foreground, a young woman and man are smiling at each other—obviously interested in each other. In the foreground, a young woman is crying.
SMILING WOMAN: I voted!
SMILING MAN: That’s so sexy!
CRYING WOMAN: if only I’d voted…I’d be sexy too!
1964 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: In the foreground, a young woman and man are smiling at each other---obviously interested in each other. In the foreground, a young woman is crying.
SMILING WOMAN: I voted!
SMILING MAN: That’s so sexy!
CRYING WOMAN: if only I’d voted...I’d be sexy too!
1964 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman
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by John | Oct 1, 2020 | Uncategorized
Art by Dick Giordano from the story “The Proposal” in FIRST KISS #31, April 1963.
Transcript:
Scene: Woman is in a dental chair talking to a dentist.
WOMAN: No, really! You’re the first man who’s ever filled all my cavities…this way!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptScene: Woman is in a dental chair talking to a dentist.
WOMAN: No, really! You’re the first man who’s ever filled all my cavities...this way!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
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by John | Sep 24, 2020 | Uncategorized
I think if you’re office has deep purple walls, it’s a pretty good tip that something funny is going on.
Kissing? Sure, why not?
I mean, you’d have to keep your eyes shut just to keep from going blind or crazy in that room. So you might as well be kissing while you’re in there with your eyes closed!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Office Party” in FIRST KISS #16, 1960.
Transcript:
SCENE: A brunette opens an office door and discovers a man and a woman (a redhead) kissing inside.
BRUNETTE: Oh, dear! I see you’ve already picked a secretary!
REDHEAD (thinking): I can get paid for this? Cool!
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A brunette opens an office door and discovers a man and a woman (a redhead) kissing inside.
BRUNETTE: Oh, dear! I see you’ve already picked a secretary!
REDHEAD (thinking): I can get paid for this? Cool!
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman
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by John | Sep 17, 2020 | Uncategorized
Gag & dry cleaning bill by guest writer Tony Isabella.
Art by George Evans from the Tiger Man story in Rangers Comics #42, Aug. 1948.
Scene:
SCENE: Man (in a military uniform?) carrying a woman in his arms.
MAN: It was my pleasure to carry you over that puddle…but that was seven blocks ago.
WOMAN: Three more blocks and we’ll be at my place…and we can get out of these wet clothes.
MAN: My clothes are completely dry.
WOMAN: I wasn’t talking about you, handsome!
1948 Art: George Evans Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man (in a military uniform?) carrying a woman in his arms.
MAN: It was my pleasure to carry you over that puddle...but that was seven blocks ago.
WOMAN: Three more blocks and we’ll be at my place...and we can get out of these wet clothes.
MAN: My clothes are completely dry.
WOMAN: I wasn't talking about you, handsome!
1948 Art: George Evans Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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