by John | Jun 2, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m not sure what kind of doctor the woman on the right is, but apparently she’s really good at her job!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman enters room and sees her husband kissing another woman--a doctor.
WOMAN: Oh, thank you, Doctor! You’ve cured my husband! He’s no longer afraid of sex!
WOMAN (again): Uh, Doctor...
by John | May 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Stop undressing me with your eyes!
WOMAN (again): Use your teeth!
by John | May 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
If only getting a job was this easy…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (in college graduation cap and gown kissing a man who's also wearing a cap and gown.): By the way, what’s your major?
MAN: Sex education!
WOMAN: You're hired!
by John | Apr 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
I don’t know if these people need family counseling or a sex therapist. Probably both…
↓ TranscriptMAN: Well? I'm waiting? What's for dinner, woman?
YOUNGER WOMAN: A big bowl of bubbling frustration and steaming hot resentment!
OLDER WOMAN: And for dessert...lukewarm sex!
by John | Apr 17, 2009 | Uncategorized
Guns…the ultimate birth control!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to her mom): Mom, I've got a big date and I need some...uh, you know...protection!
MOM: Oh...of course, dear! I'll lend you my gun!
