by John | Dec 15, 2020 | Uncategorized
Saint Nick courtesy of Santa’s Stalwart Helper Mike Pascale! Thanks, Mike!
Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story “My Foolish Heart” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.
Transcript:
SCENE: Santa pointing his finger underneath a woman’s chin.
SANTA: Naughty girls don’t get gifts!
WOMAN: Wanna bet?
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Santa pointing his finger underneath a woman's chin.
SANTA: Naughty girls don't get gifts!
WOMAN: Wanna bet?
21.5.4.4.
by John | Dec 13, 2020 | Uncategorized
Original Published Art:
Artist unknown. From the story “You Can’t Make Believe!” In Bride’s Secrets #9, Aug. 1955. Published by Ajax-Farrell.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman wearing a robe (and possibly nothing else) is lying on a couch.
WOMAN: Santa Baby, you’re so sweet! But exchanging your gifts every year is a hassle! So, this time, why not just fill my stockings with cash? $100 and $50 bills are best! Anything
smaller than a $10, I just throw out, of course!
1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman wearing a robe (and possibly nothing else) is lying on a couch.
WOMAN: Santa Baby, you’re so sweet! But exchanging your gifts every year is a hassle! So, this time, why not just fill my stockings with cash? $100 and $50 bills are best! Anything
smaller than a $10, I just throw out, of course!
1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Dec 20, 2017 | Uncategorized
Another Christmas gag (and modified art) courtesy of my friend Mike Pascale. Thanks, Mike!
Artist Unknown. From the story “Bachelor’s Farewell” in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.
Transcript:
CAUCASIAN WOMAN (talking to an African American Santa Claus): I’m not dreaming of a…white Christmas!
1959 Artist Unknown Coloring for Woman: Allen Freeman
Santa-fication & Holiday Hijinks: Mike Pascale
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Artist Unknown. From the story “Bachelor’s Farewell” in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.
↓ TranscriptCAUCASIAN WOMAN (talking to an African American Santa Claus): I’m not dreaming of a...white Christmas!
1959 Artist Unknown Coloring for Woman: Allen Freeman
Santa-fication & Holiday Hijinks: Mike Pascale
7.5.2.4
Artist Unknown. From the story "Bachelor's Farewell" in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.
by John | Dec 18, 2017 | Uncategorized
A Last Kiss on a Tuesday?
Yup. I’m celebrating the holidays by running new comics every day through Christmas. I hope you enjoy the extra kisses!
My thanks to Mirthful Mike Pascale for today’s gag and revamping Diego’s art to give it a Christmas theme!
Art by Lou Fine from SMASH #26, 1941.
Transcript:
BUCKY: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus! And the milkman…the mailman…the maid…
It’s Always Bucky™
1941 Art: Lou Fine Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Holiday Hilarity & Milk Deliveries: Mike Pascale
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Art by Lou Fine from SMASH #26, 1941.
↓ TranscriptBUCKY: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus! And the milkman...the mailman...the maid…
It’s Always Bucky™
1941 Art: Lou Fine Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Holiday Hilarity & Milk Deliveries: Mike Pascale
DJP.lk83B.BuckySerious_Xmas17_MP
Smash26.3.5
Art by Lou Fine from SMASH #26, 1941.
by John | Dec 23, 2012 | Uncategorized
Panel as it first appeared in First Kiss #21 (1961.)
Anyone can get on Santa’s Naughty or Nice List. Santa’s Party List, however, is exclusive.
Kim Kardashian, Nancy Grace, the Octomom, most politicians and all of your in-laws are just a few of the billions of people who DON’T make Santa’s Party List.
As a Last Kiss fan, however, you automatically qualify for Santa’s guest list. (Plus a $2-discount at North Pole Valet Parking.)
Just remember to bring your own bottle (Santa prefers rum.) And watch out for the elves.
They’ve been working for 364 straight days. So they’re horny and most of ’em are about as tall as your crotch.
Think about it. Or, better yet—try not to.
Happy holidays from me and magical Mike Pascale!
Art as previously colored by Allen Freeman for another Last Kiss project.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking to Santa.
WOMAN: So…which list am I on?
SANTA: My party list!
1961 inks: Dick Giordano 2012 Holiday Magic: Mike Pascale
©2012 Last Kiss Inc
