by John | Dec 28, 2010 | Uncategorized
It’s a tough job, but somebody has to…oh, you know!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I Need to research eight sex scenes by morning…or I’ll blow my deadline! Wanna help?
MAN: Romance writers…gotta love ‘em!
SIGN IN STORE WINDOW: Embrace your passion! Read in bed!
ART: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Nov 18, 2010 | Uncategorized
The benefits of a bad economy–you’re still attractive to women. Well, some women.
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Hmm. I originally had the woman say the line (see original version below), but the consensus from fans has been that it’s funnier if the guy says the line. So I’ve changed it. The guy is now the cad!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman hugging.
WOMAN: I guess you’ll do…until I can afford better!
Inked, enhanced and colored by Allen Freeman
by John | Sep 30, 2010 | Uncategorized
Don’t get me wrong. I love you. But maybe someone like you would be even better. If you’ve got some cousins maybe you could introduce me…
(Also funny in German.)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking upset with a man.
WOMAN: Don't worry! I'll always love you! Or someone like you!
Art by Vince Colletta
by John | Sep 9, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember to preheat your oven before hot sex. Bake until satisfied. Then serve…as many times as possible.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman in a restaurant.
WOMAN: I’ll have the 99¢ Romance Special...with extra hot sex! And a
side order of yummy!
by John | Sep 5, 2010 | Uncategorized
You’ll never sleep alone if you have a dog!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man is holding a woman from behind her back. She looks back at him in distress.
MAN: I need love!
WOMAN: Buy a dog!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color by Allen Freeman
