Holy Sex!

Holy Sex!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by The Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Magic Perfume” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

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Transcript:

MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Dan McConnell

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MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I'm very religious!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Dan McConnell

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Holy Lust

Holy Lust

Today’s divine humor courtesy of Tony Isabella.

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story “The Big Meet” in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #2, Aug. 1955.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A stout, middle-aged (or older) man with a cane.

MAN: Mrs. Burnside, must we play “The Randy Vicar and the Saucy Churchwoman” every evening?

Mrs. Burnside (speaking from off panel): Well, my dear Cedric, since you are actually a randy vicar……and I am decidedly
a very saucy church-woman…

MAN: Quite so, Miranda. But be sure to lock the rectory door behind us. We wouldn’t want the choirmaster to walk in on us…again!

1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: A stout, middle-aged (or older) man with a cane.

MAN: Mrs. Burnside, must we play “The Randy Vicar and the Saucy Churchwoman” every evening?

Mrs. Burnside (speaking from off panel): Well, my dear Cedric, since you are actually a randy vicar......and I am decidedly
a very saucy church-woman...

MAN: Quite so, Miranda. But be sure to lock the rectory door behind us. We wouldn't want the choirmaster to walk in on us...again!

1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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Holy Sex?

Holy Sex?

Art by The Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Magic Perfume” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

 

Transcript:

MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Dan McConnell

Art Code: 5.1.1.3DM

↓ Transcript
Transcript:

MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Dan McConnell

Art Code: 5.1.1.3DM

Thank God It’s Friday

Thank God It’s Friday

Art by Bob Fujitani from the story “The Quisling Queen” in Speed Comics #38, 1945.

Curious about the story this art comes from? You can read the entire story and the rest of the vintage comic book here on the free comics site, DigitalComicMuseum.com

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SCENE: Sexy woman lying on a couch or sofa.

WOMAN: Don’t worry about offending me! it’s Friday...My day off...from the convent!

1945 Art: Bob Fujitani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk501