Don’t Ask, Dad! Don’t Tell, Mom!
Play it safe and have a Happy Father’s Day!
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WOMAN (to man): Honey, you’re going to be a dad!
MAN: Cool! Who’s the mom?
MAN: Cool! Who’s the mom?
Pleasure and Puke
Last Kiss Character Bio — Anna Rexia was born in Last Kiss, USA on April 1, 1990 and she officially weighed 6 lbs 9 ounces. However…
“It’s not true!” sniffed Ms. Rexia. “If only I could go back in time. I could prove that I only weighed 6 lbs 2 ounces!
“The nurse who weighed me was obviously jealous because I was so much cuter and slimmer than her. She had fat, horrible 7-ounce thumbs and I’m sure she snuck one of them onto the scale.
“I’ve always been careful about my weight. At one point, I actually weighed less than nothing. Of course, my parents worried. A strong gust of wind–or rampaging squirrels–could easily carry me off.
“So, every weekend when we went camping, they’d tie me to a big boulder to keep me safe. Sometimes I’d be safe for days. But then I’d get loose and find my way back home.”
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SCENE: Beautiful woman crying on a couch.
WOMAN: How could I give in to my desires like that?
WOMAN (again): I’m showing already!
WOMAN (again): I feel like barfing!
INSET CAPTION: The day a supermodel gained a pound!
WOMAN: How could I give in to my desires like that?
WOMAN (again): I’m showing already!
WOMAN (again): I feel like barfing!
INSET CAPTION: The day a supermodel gained a pound!
We’re a family…but no planning!
Hmm. I think I know what this guy should get for Father’s Day. Maybe if everyone in the family chips in then they can buy him a clue!
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DAD: Birth control? Never heard of it!
DAUGHTER: Oh, Dad! No wonder mom’s so tired!
DAUGHTER: Oh, Dad! No wonder mom’s so tired!
April Fool…you!
While goofing off…er, doing research for today’s comic, I was reading up about about April Fool’s Day and I came across this video which apparently ran on the BBC on April 1, 2008. It’s all absolutely real. Trust me. Would I (and the BBC) kid you?
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WOMAN: I was worried at first, but then he explained...you can’t
get pregnant on April Fool’s Day!
get pregnant on April Fool’s Day!
Pregnant? Who?
This guy is either very twisted–or very naive. I’m not sure which. The original version of the gag started out with just the woman speaking. And that’s how it’ll appear (soon I hope) when GoComics offers it as one of several Last Kiss cellphone wallpapers. Since cell screens are so small, I limited myself to six words or less for all gags.
But when I decided to recycle the comic for the web, I had more room for text. Hence the extra gag–and the new twist.
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WOMAN: One of us is pregnant!
MAN: I hope it's me!
MAN: I hope it's me!
