by John | Apr 11, 2010 | Uncategorized
The Last Kiss Guide to Etiquette: Don’t French kiss your sweetie’s mom on the first date. Exchanging saliva is never okay…until at least the second date.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and woman are dancing. The woman has a sloppy smile and appears to have had quite a bit to drink.
WOMAN: I’m not much of a drinker! But you probably figured that out...when I French kissed your mom!
by John | Feb 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
Listen to your mother. She knows…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman with her hands on the site of her face on bed or couch. She looks sad.
WOMAN (thinks): Mom was right! If you don’t charge men for the first lap dance...they never respect you!
by John | Nov 12, 2009 | Uncategorized
Even though she was kicked off Dancing with the Stars for using the “rhythm method” without any music, Foxy LeTrotsky never lost her passion for fancy footwork.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: In the foreground, a man is having a drink at a party. Behind him, a woman and a man are dancing.
WOMAN: Let’s sit this one out! I just spotted someone...uh, something I've got to do!
