by John | Mar 19, 2020 | Uncategorized
If only dealing with “the virus” was this easy. Stay safe, folks!
With Love & Humor from Ground Zero (Seattle),
John Lustig
1948 artist unknown. From the Glory Forbes story in Rangers Comics #39.
Transcript:
SCENE: Worried looking woman.
TEXT: Don’t Worry!
All Last Kiss comics are now certified 100-percent virus free.*
*Except for one comic in 2012. (It was sick humor and ended up with more viruses than your mom’s computer! So don’t read it!)**
**Darn it! You read it, didn’t you?
Now you’ll have to wash your brain for at least 20 seconds. Remember, a well-washed brain is a safe brain.
Afterwards, rest your brain. Don’t think! Just read Last Kiss and we’ll do your thinking for you!
1948 Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk587
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Worried looking woman.
TEXT: Don't Worry!
All Last Kiss comics are now certified 100-percent virus free.*
*Except for one comic in 2012. (It was sick humor and ended up with more viruses than your mom’s computer! So don’t read it!)**
**Darn it! You read it, didn’t you?
Now you’ll have to wash your brain for at least 20 seconds. Remember, a well-washed brain is a safe brain.
Afterwards, rest your brain. Don’t think! Just read Last Kiss and we’ll do your thinking for you!
1948 Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk587
by John | Mar 3, 2020 | Uncategorized
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Condemned” in FIRST KISS #40, 1965.
Transcript:
NURSE: You wanted a second opinion! So, I talked to the doctor and we both agree…You’re an incurable jerk!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk205 & FK40.3.4.5
↓ TranscriptNURSE: You wanted a second opinion! So, I talked to the doctor and we both agree...You’re an incurable jerk!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk205 & FK40.3.4.5
What you never want to hear from a nurse---or anyone else!
by John | Aug 21, 2019 | Uncategorized
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.
Transcript:
WOMAN: One of us is pregnant!
MAN: I hope it’s me!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman
5.5.4.2
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: One of us is pregnant!
MAN: I hope it's me!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman
5.5.4.2
by John | Jun 20, 2019 | Uncategorized
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Condemned” in First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman nurse using judo (or some such martial art) to throw a man in a shabby alley.
CAPTION: Nighty-Night Nurse (the hard-slugging angel of mercy) stamps out butts…one butthead at a time!
NURSE: Don’t you know…smoking is dangerous?
MAN: Gulp! More dangerous than this?
CAPTION: Remember, Kids! The only good butt is below your waist!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman
40.3.3.6
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Condemned” in First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman nurse using judo (or some such martial art) to throw a man in a shabby alley.
CAPTION: Nighty-Night Nurse (the hard-slugging angel of mercy) stamps out butts...one butthead at a time!
NURSE: Don’t you know...smoking is dangerous?
MAN: Gulp! More dangerous than this?
CAPTION: Remember, Kids! The only good butt is below your waist!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman
40.3.3.6
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Condemned" in First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.
by John | Jan 14, 2019 | Uncategorized
Curious about the story the art below comes from? You can read the entire story and the rest of the vintage comic book here on the free comics site, ComicBookPlus.com.
Art by Lee Elias from the story “My Beloved Doctor” in True Love #51, 1958.
Transcript:
SCENE: Male doctor and female doctor talking.
MALE DOCTOR: Terrible operation! But at least it gave the patient <snort> more time!
FEMALE DOCTOR: Stop it! I say we cut him back open and get my watch!
1958 Art: Lee Elias Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk472
Art by Lee Elias from the story “My Beloved Doctor” in True Love #51, 1958.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Male doctor and female doctor talking.
MALE DOCTOR: Terrible operation! But at least it gave the patient <snort> more time!
FEMALE DOCTOR: Stop it! I say we cut him back open and get my watch!
1958 Art: Lee Elias Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk472
Art by Lee Elias from the story "My Beloved Doctor" in True Love #51, 1958.
