by John | Feb 23, 2014 | Uncategorized
Meanwhile, back in 1954…
See the original 1954 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman holds her hands over her eyes in horror.
WOMAN: You mean…all men look like that? You poor thing!
Art: Jack Sparling? Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Dec 6, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking to another woman.
WOMAN: Oh, I never sleep with men! They keep me awake all night!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Aug 1, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Closeup of a woman crying.
WOMAN: Men always seem perfect ‘til you get to know them...and sleep with their friends!
by John | Jul 15, 2010 | Uncategorized
Obviously, these guys are living in a state of denial. Possibly California.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two men sitting at a restaurant. One is lighting a cigarette. The other is about to drink a cup of coffee. Neither looks at the other.
MAN #1: We can’t be gay! We’re tough, macho
guys!
MAN #2: Damn straight, Sweetie!
by John | Jun 13, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sophisticated scientific studies (which I just made up) show that at least 100 percent of women* suffer from occasional bouts of male sickness. This disease now has a name (because I just made it up too): Male-o-pause!
If you have symptoms of Male-o-pause (itching, anxiety, breathing) see your doctor. There! Don’t you feel better?
*Do men suffer from Male-o-pause? Who knows? Attempts at research usually end in drunken brawls.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman with her head down and her hand to her forehead as if she's got a headache.
WOMAN: I’m allergic to men! They make me sick…when they’re not around!
