This is going to be a lot funnier if you actually know who Eddie Haskell is–or was.
SCENE: Young man talks to the mother of his date.
MAN: Gosh, Mrs. Trustbody, I can certainly see where your daughter got her gorgeous smile!
MRS. TRUSTBODY: Eddie Haskell, of all the boys who’ve lied to me...you’re my favorite!
On the other hand, if you always lie then at least you’re dependable liar (or politician.) It’s when you only lie some of the time that people don’t trust you.
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WOMAN: If you'd just trust me...then I wouldn't have to lie to you!
MAN: Gosh! You're right! Can you ever forgive me?