By and Bi

By and Bi

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Surprise Party” in FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman #1 is smiling as she gets kissed on the cheek by Woman #2.

WOMAN #1 (singing): I get bi…with a little help from my friends!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Woman #1 is smiling as she gets kissed on the cheek by Woman #2.

WOMAN #1 (singing): I get bi...with a little help from my friends!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Be Who You Are

Be Who You Are

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Scene: Rodin's statue The Thinker is in the foreground. In the background are a rainbow and some clouds:

The Thinker: I think I’m gay! Therefore...I am!

CAPTION: Happy Pride Month Be who you are!

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Home on the Strange

Home on the Strange

Many thanks to Ron Evry and Bruce Simon for permission to use art from one of their fine collections of J.R. Williams’ comics:  Hoo-Hah! Out Our Way – The Poetry of J. R. Williams

Original Art

 

 

Transcript:

Scene: Two cowboys riding their horses slowly by a pond. In the background two rabbits run in a field.

COWBOY #1 (sings): Home, home on the range! where the west is wild! and the sex is strange! Oh, if I had brains,I’d come home from the range…and sing soprano after a sex change!

COWBOY #2 (thinks): *

RABBIT #1 (thinks): **

CAPTION: *Thank God I’m too deaf to hear any of this!

CAPTION: **Run away! Run away!

Vintage Art: J.R. Williams New Dialogue: John Lustig
Art from Bruce Simon’s & Ron Evry’sbook:
Hoo-Hah! Out Our Way: The Poetry of J.R. Williams

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Scene: Two cowboys riding their horses slowly by a pond. In the background two rabbits run in a field.

COWBOY #1 (sings): Home, home on the range! where the west is wild! and the sex is strange! Oh, if I had brains,I’d come home from the range...and sing soprano after a sex change!

COWBOY #2 (thinks): *

RABBIT #1 (thinks): **

CAPTION: *Thank God I’m too deaf to hear any of this!

CAPTION: **Run away! Run away!

Vintage Art: J.R. Williams New Dialogue: John Lustig
Art from Bruce Simon’s & Ron Evry’sbook:
Hoo-Hah! Out Our Way: The Poetry of J.R. Williams

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Am I Turned On?

Am I Turned On?

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

 

 

Transcript:

WOMAN (thinking): Is that a man? or A woman? Am I turned on? Or…no! I’m definitely turned on!

1958 Art: Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN (thinking): Is that a man? or A woman? Am I turned on? Or…no! I’m definitely turned on!

1958 Art: Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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50 Shades for Dummies

50 Shades for Dummies

Hot, brilliant humor for cool, smart readers (and room-temperature dummies) courtesy of Tony Isabella.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Teach Me, My Love” in FIRST KISS #29, 1962.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman talking to her personal mannequin (Molly Mannequin.) In panels on each side of the main panel we see store mannequins.

WOMAN: Oh, my dear Molly Mannequin. Sheltering at home with you has been wonderful. Tonight, let’s read another chapter of Fifty Shades of Off-Color. I hope *giggle* you don’t blush easily.

Molly Mannequin (thinking): Where’s a woodchipper when you need one? I miss my friends at Macy’s.

1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Dummy Dialogue Coach: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Woman talking to her personal mannequin (Molly Mannequin.) In panels on each side of the main panel we see store mannequins.

WOMAN: Oh, my dear Molly Mannequin. Sheltering at home with you has been wonderful. Tonight, let’s read another chapter of Fifty Shades of Off-Color. I hope *giggle* you don’t blush easily.

Molly Mannequin (thinking): Where’s a woodchipper when you need one? I miss my friends at Macy’s.

1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Dummy Dialogue Coach: Tony Isabella

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