by John | Jan 12, 2017 | Uncategorized
My sister (Lisa Hernandez) has been a major help with my Last Kiss business. She has more business acumen—and more commonsense—than silly, impractical me. And she often helps me out at comic conventions.
But it never occurred to me that my sweet sis would want to write a Last Kiss comic. And it seemed even less likely that my cat-loving, zombie-hating sister would ever make a joke about a mangled feline. But…geez, what do I know?
Hey, Lisa. Got any vampire cat gags?
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(Many thanks to Mike Pascale and Diego Jourdan Pereira for the revised art!)
1954 artist unknown. From the story “Chip on Her Shoulder” in TEN STORY LOVE #196.
Transcript:
SCENE: Very mangled (half-zombie?) cat says something to a woman who’s standing nearby.
CAT: oops! I thought that was life #8!
CAPTION: Be careful! It’s Friday the 13th!
Art: Diego Jourdan Pereira & Mike Pascale
Dialogue: Lisa Lustig Hernandez
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Very mangled (half-zombie?) cat says something to a woman who's standing nearby.
CAT: oops! I thought that was life #8!
CAPTION: Be careful! It’s Friday the 13th!
Art: Diego Jourdan Pereira & Mike Pascale
Dialogue: Lisa Lustig Hernandez
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by John | Dec 29, 2016 | Uncategorized
Happy New Year—courtesy of me, Allen Freeman, and model Miss Kitty Harlow!
Transcript:
SCENE: Blonde woman with champagne bottle. Balloons in background.
WOMAN: Why wait? Let’s break our New Year’s resolutions now!
Model: Miss Kitty Harlow Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc
Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Blonde woman with champagne bottle. Balloons in background.
WOMAN: Why wait? Let’s break our New Year’s resolutions now!
Model: Miss Kitty Harlow Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc
Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
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by John | Dec 25, 2016 | Uncategorized
Happy Boxing Day!
My thanks to Allen Freeman and Kitty Von Rose for today’s photo.
Transcript:
SCENE: Beautiful woman on a bed surrounded by Christmas presents.
WOMAN: Next year I wonder…should I buy more gifts…for someone…besides myself? Nah!
Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc
Model: Kitty Von Rose Photo: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Beautiful woman on a bed surrounded by Christmas presents.
WOMAN: Next year I wonder…should I buy more gifts...for someone...besides myself? Nah!
Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc
Model: Kitty Von Rose Photo: Allen Freeman
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by John | Dec 22, 2016 | Uncategorized
Happy Santa sightings and holiday joy from me, Mike Pascale and Diego Jourdan Pereira! —John Lustig
1953 Artist: Tom Feelings. From the story “Blues” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #14.
Transcript:
SCENE: Santa’s in a doorway looking abashed as a woman changing her clothes in the room yells at him.
WOMAN: I don’t care if you’re a saint, Nick! You’re on my naughty list!
1953 Art: Tom Feelings Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Santa-fication & Holiday Miracles: Mike Pascale
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Santa's in a doorway looking abashed as a woman changing her clothes in the room yells at him.
WOMAN: I don’t care if you’re a saint, Nick! You're on my naughty list!
1953 Art: Tom Feelings Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Santa-fication & Holiday Miracles: Mike Pascale
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by John | Dec 20, 2016 | Uncategorized
Many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for today’s “tasteful” gag!
1962 artist unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25.
Transcript:
SCENE: Elf (or man made up as one) talks to woman dressed as Mrs. Claus who is holding her head in her hand in despair.
ELF: You mean I was supposed to feed the reindeer…and cook the turkey?
1962 Artist Unknown Holiday Magic & Elfish Wit: Mike Pascale
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Elf (or man made up as one) talks to woman dressed as Mrs. Claus who is holding her head in her hand in despair.
ELF: You mean I was supposed to feed the reindeer...and cook the turkey?
1962 Artist Unknown Holiday Magic & Elfish Wit: Mike Pascale
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