New Diet? It’s a No Brainer!

New Diet? It’s a No Brainer!

Although the dialogue is brand new, I first used this art in 2010. That was the year Mike Pascale and I started doing Halloween comics together. Eventually we branched out into doing Thanksgiving, Christmas and holidays comics. But this art was in that first 2010 batch.

Happy 12th Creative Anniversary, Mike!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vernon Greene from the story “Dial L-O-V-E” in Today’s Romance #8, Sept. 1952. Published by Pines (Standard.) Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Zombie woman with a bag of groceries is at a doorway. It looks like she’s just walked in.

ZOMBIE WOMAN: Honey, I couldn’t find anyone to eat! So, we’re going vegan! Healthwise it’s a no brainer!

VOICE FROM OFF PANEL: Veggies?!! Over my dead body!

1952 Art: Vernon Greene Color: Allen Freeman
Zombification: Mike Pascale Dead On Dialogue: John Lustig

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SCENE: Zombie woman with a bag of groceries is at a doorway. It looks like she's just walked in.

ZOMBIE WOMAN: Honey, I couldn’t find anyone to eat! So, we’re going vegan! Healthwise it’s a no brainer!

VOICE FROM OFF PANEL: Veggies?!! Over my dead body!

1952 Art: Vernon Greene Color: Allen Freeman
Zombification: Mike Pascale Dead On Dialogue: John Lustig

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Felina Vie–Amateur, First-Time Surgeon?

Felina Vie–Amateur, First-Time Surgeon?

My thanks to Allen Freeman and model Felina Vie for the photo. (Yes, it’s a re-run, but seeing Felina again is always a good thing!) Lots of new Halloween gags on the way!

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

Woman (Felina Vie) holding a Jack-o-lantern and knife: I’m done practicing! Ready for your plastic surgery?

Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman

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Woman (Felina Vie) holding a Jack-o-lantern and knife: I’m done practicing! Ready for your plastic surgery?

Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman

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Her Future is Cloudy

Her Future is Cloudy

A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Penciller unknown. Inker Sal Gentile. From the cover of Romantic Story #118, April 1972.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN (thought) I love watching clouds. They’re mysterious…

WOMAN (thought): …like the instant before a first kiss.

WOMAN (thought): Oh, poopers, is that a Sharknado?!

WOMAN (thought): I wonder if I have time for a last kiss.

1972 artist unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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WOMAN (thought) I love watching clouds. They’re mysterious...

WOMAN (thought): ...like the instant before a first kiss.

WOMAN (thought): Oh, poopers, is that a Sharknado?!

WOMAN (thought): I wonder if I have time for a last kiss.

1972 artist unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Day of the Dead–But Not Forgotten

Day of the Dead–But Not Forgotten

Here’s a Day of the Dead (and All Saints’ Day) comic featuring the fabulous Felina Vie. Photo by the amazing Allen Freeman!

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Photo comic featuring model Felina Vie in Day of the Dead face paint at a cemetery. She seems lost in thought.

FELINA (thinking): Men come and men go! But this one was special! I’ll never forget…his bank account number!

Model: Felina Vie
Photo: Allen Freeman
Text: John Lustig
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SCENE: Photo comic featuring model Felina Vie in Day of the Dead face paint at a cemetery. She seems lost in thought.

FELINA (thinking): Men come and men go! But this one was special! I’ll never forget…his bank account number!

Model: Felina Vie
Photo: Allen Freeman
Text: John Lustig
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Casper the Freaky Ghost

Casper the Freaky Ghost

Happy Halloween!

Today’s Last Kiss photo comic is adapted from a photo by Tandem X Visuals on Unsplash.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A creepy guy in a ghost outfit/sheet is holding a happy-faced balloon inside a brick building.

CASPER: Hi, kids! I’m Casper! The friendliest ghost you know! I’m not scary! Or creepy…no matter what my ex-girlfriends say. Hey! Where are you going?!!

Photo: Tandem X Visuals Dialogue: John Lustig

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SCENE: A creepy guy in a ghost outfit/sheet is holding a happy-faced balloon inside a brick building.

CASPER: Hi, kids! I’m Casper! The friendliest ghost you know! I’m not scary! Or creepy…no matter what my ex-girlfriends say. Hey! Where are you going?!!

Photo: Tandem X Visuals Dialogue: John Lustig