Dad Has a Monster of a Problem

Dad Has a Monster of a Problem

Dialogue by Tony Isabella–pastor of The First Church of Godzilla (Reform), the one true church of the Great Scaly One.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Homecoming” in Gorgo #4, Nov. 1961.

Some of the dialogue from the original art has dropped out. As near as I can tell, here’s what the man says: Go ahead and look, ugly! Don’t get gay with me or I’ll smack you in the eye!

 

Transcript:

GODZILLA-LIKE MONSTER: Back off, Derek! You might be dating my mom…but that doesn’t make you my dad!

CAPTION: Derek’s relationship with his future stepson got off to a rocky start.

1961 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Art Cleanup: John Lustig
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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GODZILLA-LIKE MONSTER: Back off, Derek! You might be dating my mom...but that doesn’t make you my dad!

CAPTION: Derek’s relationship with his future stepson got off to a rocky start.

1961 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Art Cleanup: John Lustig
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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Stoned Love

Stoned Love

Today's Comic: Stoned Love

Halloween is over. But we’re going to celebrate All Saints Day with another awesome Allen Freeman graveyard photo. Want more fun? Check out model Rebecca Allen Kridler’s Facebook page.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman with Halloween-pale face makeup lying on top of a blank tombstone.

WOMAN: If our love’s eternal…why aren’t you dying…to write it in stone?

Model: Rebecca Allen Kridler Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Woman with Halloween-pale face makeup lying on top of a blank tombstone.

WOMAN: If our love’s eternal...why aren't you dying...to write it in stone?

Model: Rebecca Allen Kridler Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman

Cosplay Cat-astrophe

Cosplay Cat-astrophe

Today's Comic: Cosplay Cat-astrophe

Happy Halloween!

 

Transcript:

CAT (with fluffy chest fur) thinks: You want scary? For Halloween, I’m dressing up…as a poodle!

Adapted from a photo by Madalyn Cox

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CAT (with fluffy chest fur) thinks: You want scary? For Halloween, I’m dressing up…as a poodle!

Adapted from a photo by Madalyn Cox

No Excuses

No Excuses

Today's Last Kiss Comic: No Excuses

The secret to happiness? Be positive. Don’t let little things like death stop you from achieving your goals!

My thanks to Allen Freeman for another great Halloween-themed photo. Want more fun? Check out model Félicité L’or on FacebookInstagram, and Twitter.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Bride sitting in a cemetery.

BRIDE: No excuses! Dead or alive, we’re getting married!

Model: Félicité L’or Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Bride sitting in a cemetery.

BRIDE: No excuses! Dead or alive, we're getting married!

Model: Félicité L'or Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman



Mindless Sex

Mindless Sex

Today's Comic: Mindless Sex?

I thoroughly enjoyed working on today’s comic with my pal Mike Pascale. Mike approached me years ago about modifying some of my romance art for new Halloween gags. And from that has sprung a fun-filled tradition of working on most holiday gags together—with Mike making the art fit the gag. Thanks, Mike!

Original art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Change of Heart” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman is dancing with the Headless Horseman.

CAPTION: Darla loved dating the Headless Horseman…at first! He was a great listener! So modest! No swollen head! But soon she had doubts. Even…dread! Would the sex be mindless? Did he give good…bed? Suddenly Darla felt like she was in over her head!

WOMAN (thinking): He hasn’t said a word all night! is it my breath?

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Mad Modifications & Heady Humor: Mike Pascale

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Transcript:

SCENE: Woman is dancing with the Headless Horseman.

CAPTION: Darla loved dating the Headless Horseman...at first! He was a great listener! So modest! No swollen head! But soon she had doubts. Even...dread! Would the sex be mindless? Did he give good…bed? Suddenly Darla felt like she was in over her head!

WOMAN (thinking): He hasn’t said a word all night! is it my breath?



1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Mad Modifications & Heady Humor: Mike Pascale

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