Make-Up, Make Out?

Make-Up, Make Out?

↓ Transcript
Pretty blonde pats her hair.

Blonde: Make-up sex? Sure! I'll get the lip gloss!

Under Where?

Under Where?

If your Friday is more casual than this, please consider working at home today.

Of course, every Friday is “Casual Friday” for me. For me, Thursdays are always “Pajamas ‘Til Noon Thursdays.” And tomorrow is “Feel Like Getting Dressed Saturday?”

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman looking sad.

WOMAN: I thought Casual Fridays meant no underwear!

Credits: Art by Vince Colletta Studio ©2010 Last Kiss Inc

Better Than 3D! It’s Real Life!

Better Than 3D! It’s Real Life!

Actually, this comic is in 3D. You just need to stare at it for a few hours (without blinking) to see it properly. Whoops! You blinked! Better start over…

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A very attractive woman is talking and smiling to a wide-eyed man who's looking down towards her chest.

WOMAN: I’m better than 3d! I’m 36 Double D!

And the Award for Humblest Girlfriend Goes To…

And the Award for Humblest Girlfriend Goes To…

“I proudly accept this award because…it’s obvious! I deserve it!”

–Modesty Von Tramp

↓ Transcript
WOMAN: Screw my personality! I'm gorgeous!

Budgeting For Love

Budgeting For Love

A diamond is not necessarily a man’s best friend…

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A man and woman embrace passionately.

WOMAN: Our love is like a flawless diamond! So lovely! So exciting!

MAN: So sure to disappear...when I can't make the payments!