by John | Aug 23, 2011 | Uncategorized
“I feel good about myself, but then I haven’t looked in the mirror today.”
–Modesty Von Tramp
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking into a compact mirror.
WOMAN: Who makeup? I've got inner beauty and anti-depressants!
Art by Charles Nicholas
by John | Aug 2, 2011 | Uncategorized
“She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.”
–Groucho Marx
↓ TranscriptWOMAN #1: The women in Last Kiss are
so beautiful! Where does Lustig hide the uglies?
WOMAN #2 (word balloon cover's first woman's face): Well...
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jun 23, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMan and woman talking. They're wearing similar scarves.
MAN: So, I can wear your scarves?
WOMAN: Just stay out of my underwear and we’re good!
Art by John Tartaglione
by John | Jun 21, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Patient in a bed is totally wrapped in bandages. A doctor looks on.
PATIENT: Being gorgeous isn’t enough! There must be something else you can fix, Doc!
DOCTOR (thinking): Only one thing left! A personality transplant!
by John | Apr 10, 2011 | Uncategorized
Anyone can get a divorce—at the last minute. But smart potential divorcées plan ahead. Act now and get three divorces for the price of two!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: One woman talking to another.
WOMAN: Sure I invested wisely! This dress got me dinner, jewelry...and half off the lawyer fees on my next two divorces!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
