by John | Jun 16, 2009 | Uncategorized
This guy isn’t the brightest of paternal role models, but I’m giving him another shot on Friday when he stars in another comic in honor of the best holiday of the year: Father’s Day!
↓ TranscriptMAN (alarmed by sight of a young man and woman kissing): Stop! One of you might get pregnant!
by John | Jun 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic now available in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking with astonishment at a smiling man (her husband) and a smiling woman (her lawyer):
WIFE: My husband and lawyer! What are they doing here?
LAWYER: Great news! I’ve negotiated your divorce settlement! You get the car and the kids! And he gets the house…and me!
by John | May 31, 2009 | Uncategorized
I skipped my own graduations (high school and college), but I’ve gone to other people’s–mostly notably my daughter’s last year when she got her degree in Computer Engineering at the University of Washington. And, yes, I’m still proud!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: College campus.
FATHER: We’re so proud!
FATHER (again): So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud!
DAUGHTER (in college graduation robe): I’m sure I’ll get tired of this...in a few hours!
by John | Apr 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
This charming family will be back in the next Last Kiss comic. Can things get any weirder? Find out Wednesday!
↓ TranscriptMAN: Me? Take a bath? Why? are we going somewhere this month?
WOMAN: Not anywhere together...that’s for sure!
SECOND WOMAN (man's mother): Son, I knew ya should'a...eloped with Cousin Bertha! Marryin' outsiders never works out!
by John | Apr 20, 2009 | Uncategorized
To keep up with my GoComics.com/ schedule, I dipped into my old archive for material. I was never thrilled with the original version of this gag. So I made some changes. Nothing major, but the guy shifts gears and becomes a cad so much smoother now. It works for me. Hope it does for you too!
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read this comic in German click here.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (speaking to man): I’m sorry, but...I can’t marry you!
MAN: I’m crushed! [Pause] Hey, don’t you have some sisters?
